YEREVAN. – Some ministers of Armenia’s ruling coalition partners say they will head to Sochi, Russia, on the New Year, for several days, and then go to Saky city, in Crimea, Ukraine, since, according to them, the holiday homes there offer diet food, professional massage, and physiotherapeutic “procedures,” Iravunk newspaper writes, referring to its sources.    

“And the majority of the oligarchic wing prefers to head to Dubai, Italy, or Baden-Baden [Germany]. It is noteworthy that, along the lines of this ‘tour,’ Ashot Arsenyan (a.k.a. Klos), the proprietor of Jermuk Group company, and Suren Khachatryan (a.k.a. Liska), the valorous governor of Syunik Region—who got tired of beating women and terrorizing this year, in an attempt to preserve his myth towards 2012—have joint plans to head to Baden-Baden. And the beloved of [the ruling coalition’s Prosperous Armenia Party] PAP and [the coalition’s Rule of Law Party] RLP have purchased tickets to head to Dubai,” Iravunk writes.