The British newspaper The Guardian published an interview with Facebook head Mark Zuckerberg using a neural network.

"Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg won’t talk to the Guardian. So we fed everything he says into an algorithm, built a Zuckerbot, and interviewed it," the source noted. "Mark Zuckerberg is press shy. The 35-year-old billionaire’s innate sense of swagger (“I’m CEO … bitch”) has failed to translate into confident public speaking. But after the Cambridge Analytica scandal precipitated a massive crisis of trust for the company, Zuckerberg was forced to step out of his comfort zone and start answering for himself and his company."

"First, I want to thank you all for being a part of my mission. The purpose of Facebook is to bring about internet for people in the digital room. It is about advertising dollars to people who pay to be able to pay. We believe in building $8bn of voice on the platform for dads who are hungry for coffee," Zickerbot said. "Facebook is a happy version of what I am. I am pretty pro people and um … I am definitely strongly about baseball consumption. Friends, we can do better than banning misinformation and dancing in the air. I want to capture the good news here in California: people are clicking on Facebook until they love it."

Journalists from The Guardian did not miss the opportunity to reflect on how the head of Facebook would react to sensitive political topics. So, Zuckerbot was asked what he would talk with US President Donald Trump at a secret meeting. "Is anything ever secure? Is anything ever secret? Guess what? The answer is a clear maybe. Or maybe not. I am going to say quiet words in your face just like I did with him and Congress. You can’t expect me to tell you a secret that I didn’t share with him but I am confident that we are sharing the same infrastructure."

They also asked if he intended to participate in the struggle for the post of American president and he said: "I really love to make decisions about people. I guess I am definitely on the team of the people."

When asked whether he could be trusted, Zuckerbot gave an even stranger answer, leaving a mystical interpretation for everyone: "I recently uncovered a physical plaque that could potentially be about a billion years old and it already generates about one million hours of video content passively overnight. So you can trust that."